Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Associate, Massive, Expedite


The conference was weeks away, but Prof. Milhouse was very concerned he wouldn’t be ready to make his keynote presentation.

Phyllis, his long-time graduate student, had come down with a severe case of “I’ve got better things to do than this shit” and so he’d been forced to rely on a series of untested and probably unreliable undergraduates.

The dataset he had to work with was massive and the work had to be expedited so that he could analyze the results properly and associate them to previous findings from other researchers.

He wondered if Einstein had had this problem.

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