Mop, Question, Draft

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“Frank, can I ask you a question?”

“Mmm hmm”

“What are you typing?”

“A story that addresses the fundamental questions of Life, the Universe, and Everything.”

“Err… Frank?”

“Mmm hmm”

“That’s been done.”

“Oh. Has it? Well… this is only a draft. It’ll be fine."

“Oh.”

“The main character is named Archie Bent. He travels the galaxy, has amusing adventures, and pays his way by being a janitor on spaceships.”

“Frank?”

“He mops across the Universe! That’s the subtitle.”

“No, Frank. Just no.”