“Mark my words, he’ll regret rejecting my advice.”
So said Joe’s mom to herself as he dashed out the door to catch the bus but left the suggested umbrella behind.
On the bus, Joe’s friends looked at the clear sky then asked him, “Joe! Did your mom want you to bring the umbrella today?”
“Of course she did. Hell will freeze over before I take it to school.”
His friends laughed. “Will you bring it on a day that actually looks like it might rain?”
“No way, man. Not ever. I hate umbrellas! Give me a hat any rainy day.”
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