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Thursday, October 31, 2019

Skeleton, Scare, Trick


There are nights when the dividing line between life and death narrows, thins. The dead sometimes reanimate, come back to life, for a night…

“Two skeletons walk into a bar.” The zombie telling the joke to the werewolf needed to be careful to not wave his arms too much while talking; the trick to any joke was not to unintentionally dismember yourself.

“Heard it already.” The werewolf was trying not to pace, but the intense bloodlust forced a loud HOWL!, scaring half the wrappings off the mummy.

“Mmmmm mmmm mm mmmmm mm.”

The zombie laughed. “That mummy told you off!”