Great. So you, my supposed friends, have sat me down for an intervention because I’m not normal. When have I ever claimed to be normal? Or as I view it, boring.
Yes, I threw a beach party with seaweed decorations. I’ve waited for the Great Pumpkin on Halloween. I dance in crowded elevators and sing to department store music. I danced with the Macy’s Santa and he’s on my dance card again this year.
So, for your information, you stuck up losers, the only change I intend to make is to do more of what makes me happy. So there.
