“C’mon hon. It’s cold out. Don’t get up. It’s not like Farmer Jones wants you out there today.”
“Hen? Why do you insist that I not get up on cold mornings? It’s my job. The sun goes up, I wake up, and then greet the day. It’s the way of the world.”
“Get over yourself. Ok - I’ll give the farmer an extra little something today.”
“Bribe Farmer Jones?”
“It’s cold outside! C’mon back, nest-le in, and keep me warm.”
“Sorry, but it’s my pride and duty to venture forth, even if it’s cold. Rooster got to crow! Bwabwa Bwabwa!”
