Showing posts with label Flabbergasted. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flabbergasted. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

To Build A Better Glass + Ask An Expert (2 Fer Tuesday)

Prompts = Flabbergasted, Steal, Composite

Story 1 — To Build A Better Glass






Photo by Jonny Caspari on Unsplash

Inside the Presidential Palace of a small island nation, its president fumed; yet another locally-produced drinking glass had shattered in his hand. And then he called for his Intelligence Chief.

‘You bellowed, sir?’

‘Another glass…’

‘Was crushed by your massive grip.’

‘How did…?’

‘With all due respect, I’m flabbergasted at your need to ask. You pay me to know these things.’

‘I want you to steal the formula for the glass composite used by the Americans.’

‘Genius, sir. Eschew the publicly available information for producing quality glass and instead acquire by stealth.’

‘Exactly!’

‘I’ll get right on it.’

‘Excellent!’

*****

Story 2 — Ask An Expert




 

Photo by Dimitry Anikin on Unsplash

Buzz

‘Ms. Thompson? There’s a man on the line. He won’t give his name but is insisting he must steal a glass composite formula.’

‘I’m flabbergasted you’re bothering me with this.’

‘He sounds desperate. I thought you could help him.’

‘Fine. Set up a meeting.’

‘He says he’s calling because he wasn’t given a budget to fly here.’

‘A self-proclaimed thief who can’t be bothered to try to sneak in? Morbid curiosity is the only reason I’m taking this.

‘Emily Thompson, Chief Technical Officer.’

‘Deepest apologies, Ms. Thompson, for my call.’

‘Tell me everything. I need a good laugh.’




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Saturday, June 13, 2020

Just Outside of Town

Prompts = Flabbergasted, Paranoia, Chord
I am absolutely flabbergasted that no one sees the danger inherent in the new construction just outside of town. Trust me when I say that no good has ever come from any construction “just outside of town”. It all starts innocent with a few workers drifting into town to eat lunch and shop and all that but it’s all a farce. It’s the government installing speakers in public places that will play special mind-controlling chords and make us do things like pay our taxes and all that. Folks can call me paranoid but they’re the crazy ones!