“Thank you, Dr. Fritzbringer, for your contribution, wrong though it is, on the competing theory to explain the missing mass of the universe. I assume, now that you’ve had a minute to consider your words, that you’ll be issuing a well-deserved public apology to me.”
“Ah, Dr. Carbuncle, nothing could be further from the truth. While you excel in taking umbrage at any criticism of your unmentionably convoluted theories, I suspect it is the case that this stems from an inability to actually prove your hypotheses.”
“Oh yeah? Well… your mother is…”
“Deceased. But was a wonderful woman.”
“Oh.”
