“…and this cow is Crap. Some of her progeny are crap-py.”
“Crap?”
“Common Ruminant with an Appetite for Pasta.”
“Some of her calves…?”
“Love pasta. Lasagna is popular. As is fettuccini. But some aren’t crap-py at all.”
“Uh huh. So why…?”
“I have but a single frustration - the crap-py ones are Biped.”
“They walk on two legs?”
“Don’t be ridiculous! They are Bloated as Indicated by Perpetually Elongated… ah hem.”
“Ah hem?”
“You know! Oh I suppose it could have been Bipep or Bipem, but Biped sounded better.”
“You need to work on your naming conventions, Frank.”
