SimpleMath Airlines, the airline focused on reducing airfares by packing the maximum number of passengers into the smallest amount of space through our patented Stack-N-Rack system, is proud to announce our latest program: vacuum packing passengers onto a Comfortable Cushion* prior to stacking and racking. We call it Pack-Stack-N-Rack.
We also provide complimentary catheterization on our longer routes through our Cat-Pack-Stack-N-Rack program**.
SimpleMath Airlines - the leader in passenger-as-freight services and the lowest prices!
*(Comfortable Cushion is our trademarked cushion system. Customer comfort is subjective and subject to change without notice.)
**Please arrive five hours early with a notarized medical release.
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