“So how’d you do it? How’d you get out from animal jail?”
“They call it ‘zoo’. Anyway, those humans think elephants are stupid. They chain up our foot until we give up, then switch to rope. So many pachyderms jailed by their own resignation, mentally broken. But not me. I’d scoop the rope with the hay and eventually chewed through.”
“Yeah, ok, but how’d you get out? You ain’t hurt at all, so I’m thinking you didn’t break through the fence.”
“Nah. Got out through the storm drain.”
“What?”
“And you guys think I have no sense of humour. Gotcha!”
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