“Mr. Smith? I’m Dr. Pleasant. You’re here for a physical related to your recent application for health insurance. Hop on the scale please - don’t actually hop, sir, the gown doesn’t do much in the way of covering anything. Sixty-three kilos - according to my chart, that’s not going to get you the best rate - need to be a bit leaner to save money.
“Memory test - how many issues of Women’s Weekly are in my waiting room? Not sure… I’ll note poor memory.
“Question, Mr. Smith? Do I get a cut of your premium? It’s not ethical to say. Next test…”
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