“Rodney! For the last time, stop interrupting Mrs. McGillicuty! Oh… It’s ok, Mrs. McGillicutty? Ok fine, Rodney. What is it that you need to say right now to the members of the South Fresno UFO Abduction Club?
“You’ll never believe what just happened…”
“No doubt”, muttered Mrs. McGillicuty.
“…but I was taken to a planet by a 7-ft tall teal moth-man. With a spiked tail.”
“Probably drank something spiked…”, muttered Mrs. McGillicuty.
“Rodney!”, yelled the president of SFUFOAC. “I just saw you last night!”
“They use time travel, Frank! It’s quite the tale, I tell you…”
Eyes rolled.
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