Thursday, June 20, 2019

Earn, Urn, Lance


The Golden Lance and the Silver Urn were the two awards at the Worcester Renaissance Faire Paul desperately wanted to win. The problem was that he was neither a good cook nor knew how to ride a horse, let alone joust.

He decided that if he couldn’t earn them honestly, he’d have to resort to trickery. Which is why he faked a cancer diagnosis, then contacted the Make A Wish Foundation.

His plan quickly fell apart, not least of all when he was contacted by the Foundation. It’s for children under 18. Paul’s been married longer than that (he’s 46).

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