The train to Hogwarts was full of teenage students, both new and returning. Like teenagers everywhere, these ones were trash talking, mocking the looks, intelligence, and abilities of those they hated, or were jealous of, or didn’t even really know. But these insults were full of arcane references.
“Hey! Blunder Guts! You gonna vomit up whirly worms again this term?”
“What’s it to you, Troll Nose?”
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“Let’s just say she’s uglier than a gargoyle’s ass!”
“Who’s ass you talking about, swamp fart?
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“Slytherin rules, Gryffindor drools!”
“Snape killed someone last year and I hear he has it out for you.”
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