Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Oblivious, Knock, Corrupt


“Ze needs of ze corrupt are ze same az zoze of ze virtuous.”

Orientation for the new psychologists  coming in to serve the needs of congressional staffers in Washington DC was, in a word, weird. Why did they need to listen to someone who thought he was Sigmund Freud?

“Ven zer iz za knock on za door, ve cannot be oblivious of ze needs that haz brought ze person to you. Ve are not here to judge! Ve are here to listen.

“Invite zem in. Have zem get comfortable. Offer a cocktail. And zen ask zem about zeir mudher.”

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