In the Elven Kingdom of Elyenvere, there is a charity drive every year for elves that were crippled in the interminable wars with the dwarves (“damn their hearts!”). The lords and ladies of the Kingdom lead by example and donate gold, supplies, and of course their excess Frequent Unicorn Miles.
Many outside the Kingdom are, of course, a bit bemused by the concept of Frequent Unicorn Miles. The elves of the kingdom respond, proudly, that they are progressive elves who feel that unicorns should be paid to do their work and not simply ridden like slaves (or dwarves).
Many outside the Kingdom are, of course, a bit bemused by the concept of Frequent Unicorn Miles. The elves of the kingdom respond, proudly, that they are progressive elves who feel that unicorns should be paid to do their work and not simply ridden like slaves (or dwarves).
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