Friday, November 30, 2018

Frig, Fricken, Frack


“People, we need to get a handle on this plague!”

Virginia Whitehead, President of Don’t Say That Word had a look on her face that might have frightened…well… no one actually. But she thought it looked fierce.

“There are simply too many people using too many words that could be construed as… you know… that word!” She had a strict rule about using… you know… That Word.

“You mean Frig? Fricken? Frack? Fudge?” Harold Beltzer knew it would cost him his job if he said The Word. But he could play with his boss’ emotions all he liked.

“Yes!!!!”

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