Sweet tea. Sweet Fucking Tea. I’ve had like, I don’t know, a gallon. Maybe. I’m sweating like it’s a Florida summer, my eyeballs are protruding like I’m a goddam fucking lizard thing. What’s it called? A. A. A. Ah fuck! The whatever fucking lizard thing! Black tea. Why does no one mention the word “black” in the name of this shit. Huh? Why? Why? Why? I don’t know why. But it sucks to find out after drinking a fucking lake’s worth of it. I’m an idiot! Brain’s on hyperdrive. Lemur! Not a lizard. Chameleons! Yeah, that’s the ticket. Fuck me!
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