“Hey Vern. Know what I wonder?”
“What?”
“This housing complex has 1,000 residential units, right?”
“Sure.”
“And a kitchen to every 100 of ‘em, right?”
“Yeah.”
“Custodial staffing appropriate to the need."
“Ok.”
“Right. So how is it that there’s one scullery in the whole damn place and it’s just you and me in it. Huh?”
“Didn’t the judge explain it to ya?”
“Oh, the old turd flopped his waddle this way and that. But he didn’t say nothin’ about this.”
“Judge told me my crimes meant I’d be in here from ‘now to eternity’. What o’clock is eternity?”
“Seriously?”
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