Princess Bliss was the only child of the King and Queen of Quagmire, a kingdom that was in desperate need of land suitable for farming. Really, if you wanted to kill an invading army with hoards of mosquitoes and other biting insects, Quagmire was your kind of place. Otherwise, not so much.
The King and Queen poured all of their meagre resources into developing Bliss into exceptional marriage material. The problem was that she was sassy. And insisted on wearing pants. And wanted nothing to do with princes. In fact, she wanted to be a mister and not a miss.
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